Worlds are waiting
At the $1+ tier, you receive
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Our undying gratitude!!!
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A handwritten thank you letter
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Sticker package! All the No Such Thing stickers for all of our shows! All for you!
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A supporter listing on our website!
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A glimpse of material that didn't make it into the show, in our newsletter series "Behind the Veil"
And you get access to our Patron Only Discord Channels! While our Discord is open to the public, our Patron Only channels include special things like access to Q&A sessions and Sneak Peeks at upcoming episodes
Magic ($5)
At the $5+ tier, you receive
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Access to all the above, PLUS...
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Early Access to all future episodes!
Impossible ($10)
At the $10+ tier, you receive
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Access to all the above, PLUS...
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The Lost Pages: All of our archived and exclusive audio fiction stories!
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Copies of the official soundtracks to all our shows!
Stories included in "The Lost Pages" are...
Here Be Dragons
The Complete Series
Originally produced by Black Lace and Laser beams, and now exclusive to the No Such Thing Productions' Patreon Archives. Including the full original series and the 3 un-produced, never before seen scripts for the Season Finale! Experience the story that got all of this started and inspired Primordial Deep, all over again, or for the very first time!
Paragon
The Standalone Feature
A 70 minute science fiction/horror standalone story, originally produced for the Apollo Podcasts App's 2022 Creator Showcase.
"For the past 50 years, Paragon Self Systems has been working to improve every aspect of Human Nature -- Why be good, when you can be Perfect? And their latest creation, an injectable serum that allows Paragon scientists to manipulate and rewrite human DNA, is their most ambitious endeavor yet. But when a manufacturing error leaves the serum batch tainted, the employees at Paragon find themselves trapped inside a building of mutating monsters, with no means of escape. And every moment the creatures are becoming stronger, faster, smarter... Here at Paragon, everyone is the Best they can be."
Special thanks to Sean Howard of Alba Salix and Sarah Rhea Werner of Girl in Space for their help and inspiration for this page! You can find Sean's series on Patreon Growth here!
Patreon Bonus Content
Our philosophy here at No Such Thing Productions is that we should be building worlds and stories our listeners feel like they can sink into. And what better way to feel like you can reach out and live in a fictional world, if only for a moment, than to build a community around it and find bonus content within it! Much of our bonus content is exclusive to our Patrons, as an extra special thank you for helping us to create and share these adventures, but our storytelling community is open to EVERYONE!
So step off the beaten path, and feel free to explore... These worlds are yours for the living.